Category Archives: Satire

A Simple Guide on Going to a Club as a Woman

Posted on February 2, 2015 by kismatandkarma

Note: These tips are listed from the viewpoint of an Indian woman but they may apply to women in any part of the world. If you live with your parents, make sure you have a ready blueprint of your home … Continue reading →

Posted in Feminism, Humor, Sarcasm, Satire, Self-empowerment | Tagged Deepika Padukone, Feminism, heels, Honey Singh, humor, instagram, makeup, partying, photoshop, Rape, robin thicke, Sarcasm, sexual assault, shots, sorority, spandex, USC | 4 Comments

The “Funny” Thing About Men and Women in Comedy

Posted on January 31, 2015 by kismatandkarma

At some point in my sober life, I aspired to be a stand-up comedian. It was around the same time Russell Peters got famous and I realized there is an audience for hairy Indians on-stage. With decent exposure to Delhi … Continue reading →

Posted in Comedy, Feminism, Humor, Sarcasm, Satire | Tagged #AIBKnockout, All India Bakchod, Amy Poehler, Comedy, Feminism, Funny, george carlin, Golden Globes, humor, Jon Stewart, Laughter, Louis CK, Maysoon Zayid, Mindy Kaling, Rape, Russell Peters, TED, Tina Fey | Leave a comment

Why I Can’t Wait to Get Married

Posted on October 18, 2014 by kismatandkarma

The greatest concern Indian society can have for a woman, from the onset of her embryonic development, is her marriage. The mere mention of the “m” word is like as an impending threat to enjoy your life before relatives bid you … Continue reading →

Posted in Comedy, Feminism, Humor, Imagination, India, Morality, Sarcasm, Satire, Self-empowerment | Tagged amal amaluddin, Dor, Feminism, George Clooney, Ghar Pravesh, India, Kanyadan, Karva Chauth, Mangalsutra, marriage, patriarchy, satire, Suhag Raat, virginity, Wedding | 6 Comments

How to Make an Indian Woman Fall in Love With You

Posted on August 20, 2014 by kismatandkarma

Chances are you have found at least one odd Indian woman attractive in your lifetime. Being that I have ovaries and an Indian background, I can offer some pointers to help you out in this department. 1. Profess your love … Continue reading →

Posted in Bollywood, Humor, Imagination, India, Sarcasm, Satire | Tagged Aashiqui 2, Akshay Kumar, Bahu, bollywood, Comedy, Fukrey, humor, India, Indian woman, Ishq wala Love, Jab Tak Hain Jaan, love, Love Aaj Kal, Pyaar, Sarcasm, SRK | 4 Comments

5 Ways to Woo any Women

Posted on July 27, 2014 by kismatandkarma

1. Build a monument for her We all know about the wondrous Taj Mahal, a historic monument of love and romance. Shah Jahan built the Mahal in memory of his beloved Mumtaz, who so lovingly gave him 14 children. If I … Continue reading →

Posted in Comedy, Humor, Sarcasm, Satire, Self-empowerment, Strength of a Woman | Tagged Feminism, Gaysi, Govinda, humor, India, Pick-up Lines, ryan gosling, Sarcasm, Sarkai Lo Khatiya, Taj Mahal | Leave a comment

Five Signs that a Guy Likes You

Posted on July 11, 2014 by kismatandkarma

Please note that if you are even remotely similar in appearance to a Sunny Leone, or have the flair of an Emma Watson, you probably don’t need this list. For us lesser (endowed) humans, here are some pointers:- 1) He … Continue reading →

Posted in Comedy, Humor, Imagination, Sarcasm, Satire | Tagged humor, infatuation, likeability, love, Sarcasm | 6 Comments

How to Make an Indian Man Fall in Love with You

Posted on June 15, 2014 by kismatandkarma

Some of my non-desi female friends have previously expressed interest in desi men (in particular, Indian men) after watching a few hit Bollywood films. I must say there are quite a number of handsome Indian men in cinema such as … Continue reading →

Posted in Bollywood, Box office, Humor, India, Sarcasm, Satire | Tagged Alia Bhatt, bollywood, cocktail, Deepika Padukone, Gol Gappe, humor, India, Madhur Mittal, Million Dollar Arm, Saif Ali Khan, Sarcasm, SRK, Suraj Sharma, Temple | 5 Comments

Help! My Son Wants to Become a Bollywood Hero

Posted on May 29, 2014 by kismatandkarma

Dear Wacky Saki, My son recently discovered that Uday Chopra is dating Nargis Fakhri and he went into mild depression. As much as that fact may be grossly unfair for other Indian men, he couldn’t help realize the immense benefits … Continue reading →

Posted in Bollywood, Box office, Comedy, Humor, India, Sarcasm, Satire | Tagged Abhishek Bachhan, Aishwarya Rai, Akshay Kumar, Arjun Kapoor, bollywood, Bollywood hero, Bollywood heroine, Govinda, Harman Baweja, Nargis Fakhri, ranbir kapoor, Uday Chopra, Varun Dhawan | 1 Comment

The Friend-Zone

Posted on April 6, 2014 by kismatandkarma

Two things that are misunderstood when pertaining to women – our erogenous zones, and the erroneous concept of the friend-zone. If you are interested in the reading about the former, sadly this blog is not it. Though, for safety purposes, … Continue reading →

Posted in Comedy, Humor, Sarcasm, Satire | Tagged cocktail, Deepika Padukone, Friend-zone, Friend-zoned, friendship, love, Men, relationships, romance, Sex, stereotype, women | Leave a comment

Comedy Nights with Kapil Sharma & Special Guest – Kangana Ranaut

Posted on October 24, 2013 by kismatandkarma

Kapil Sharma is the antidote to all those depressing soaps and serials where the plot twists are more complex than dissecting Ekta Kapoor’s brain to reveal dark matter. The man’s comedic timing is close, if not, at par with Govinda. … Continue reading →

Posted in Bollywood, Comedy, Humor, India, Satire | Tagged Anupama Chopra Interview, Comedy Nights with Kapil, Gutthi, Himachal Pradesh, Kangana Ranaut, Kapil Sharma, Palak, Sidhu Paa Jee | 2 Comments